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School Rules
  • Singapore Citizens must sing the National Anthem and take the National Pledge.
  • Be proud to be a {school name} student.
  • Keep the school clean and tidy.
  • Be well-disciplined and hardworking.
  • Be responsible.
  • Wear the prescribed school uniform properly for all occasions.
  • Be considerate and respectful towards all.
  • Be honest, polite and punctual.

    Modified Version of School Rules
  • African Citizens must scream out bad words during the National Anthem and jump up and down during the National Pledge.
  • Be ashamed of being a {school name} student.
  • Keep the school on fire.
  • Be restless and lazy.
  • Be reckless.
  • Wear red and black, or prefered-orange and purple at all occasions.
  • Be cruel and evil towards all.
  • Be bitchy, reckless and wild.

    School Code of Conduct
  • Be loyal to the country.
  • Be proud of your school.
  • Be respectful to our elders.
  • Be a good neighbour.
  • Be a good team-worker.
  • Be self-disciplined.
  • Be neat and tidy.
  • Be punctual.
  • Be hardworking, honest and courteous.
  • Be ready to serve.

    Modified Version of School Code of Conduct
  • Be disloyal to the country by buying your carrots from the neighbouring country.
  • Be ashamed of your school.
  • Be rude to your elders.
  • Be a wild neighbour.
  • Be a bitchy team worker.
  • Be restless.
  • Be untidy and messy.
  • Never be on time.
  • Be lazy, dishonest and mean.
  • Be ready to boss around.

    School Motto: ILMU SULUH HIDUP (Knowledge Lights up Our Lives)

    Modified Version of School Motto: ILMU SULUH HIDUP (Knowledge Destroys our Lives)
    (well, since the more you learn, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you learn-and the less you learn-what are you learning after all?)



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    Disclaimer
    Whatever that is displayed on this page are merely works of wild imaginations. We know they are lame at times, but we think it's funny. Also, we do not mean to insult the school because as lame people, we just like to poke fun of it. Yes, we're rude. One of the requirements is to have a sense of humour, remember? :D